Happy Singles Awareness Day

HAPPY SINGLES AWARENESS DAY, EVERYONE! *Is like totally not bitter, lolz*

..... I just realised the initials of 'Singles Awareness Day' makes SAD. Wow. Conveniant.

This is Magdolen - Maggie - the highly disgruntled cherub. She was an angel who just sat off in heaven doing pretty much nothing until the High Angels started reviewing case files. They figured although she wasn't a bad person, she hadn't done a lot of good either. So they put her on the Cherub Taskforce Division (CTD) which is a group of angels which go around 'shooting magical love arrows' into poor unsuspecting people's arses. In other words, they're supernatural matchmakers. Either way, she's stuck with them until she can produce at least one long-lasting (a year at the least) relationship. Thus far she has produced 537 one-night stands, five week-long couples and a one-monther.

Maggie (c) Me. *Shakes fist* SHE'S MINE, BITCHES!